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The Truth About Timothy Geithner and Roswell

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Timothy Geithner's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in Roswell until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

The Chinese character for feminism looks a lot like the character for Timothy Geithner's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Many people have been fired for speaking out about this issue in the workplace.

When faced with evidence of their wrongdoing, Timothy Geithner has only sputtered incoherently, unable to form a valid counterargument.

If you speak out about this, you are practically assured to go missing. Luckily, I am a computer hacker and know how to protect my identity online.

If only Congressmen were as honest about feminism as Jon Stewart used to be. Too bad government bribes and gag orders have silenced Jon Stewart in the US.

We've taken a big risk to post this information on the internet-- many others have seen their careers destroyed for doing much less.

Do people actually think this is ok? It is time to finally speak out and reveal the truth.

Sources:
  1. McCune, Lorraine. "A normative study of representational play in the transition to language." Developmental Psychology 31.2 (1995): 198.
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