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The Truth About Roswell and Britney Spears

It's pretty obvious that Roswell is playing host to one of FEMA's detention facilities. Otherwise, why would various shipping companies have delivered so many body-bag-shaped boxes there?

Britney Spears goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to Roswell a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

It seems Britney Spears does not enjoy being associated with the FBI, but whether they like it or not, there's conclusive proof that they've invested a lot of money in it.

Polling organizations have found that many people do not know that Britney Spears openly admits to entertaining members of the pesticides lobby at their beach house in LA.

No moral person can in good conscience stand by while these injustices persist!

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  2. Stouffer, Samuel Andrew. Communism, conformity, and civil liberties: A cross-section of the nation speaks its mind. Transaction Publishers, 1992.
  3. Anderson, Christopher. Blaming the government: Citizens and the economy in five European democracies. ME Sharpe Inc, 1995.
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