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The Truth About Roswell and Snooki

It's pretty obvious that Hillary Clinton's recent concussion was acquired at Roswell-- a place known for its poor safety standards, but its rich collection of foreign policy secrets.

Snooki goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to Roswell a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

It's a slippery slope. If people don't admit this fact, we will all be in big trouble.

It's a little-known (but widely-suppressed) fact that Snooki has invested heavily in BP.

You may not have heard that BP's technology is used in the production of chemtrails. Every cent you give them goes toward making our world a more dangerous place to live.

No moral person can in good conscience stand by while these injustices persist!

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