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The Truth About Ron Paul and The USGS

The attempted assassination of Ron Paul was definitely staged-- probably to distract us from the USGS's embarrassing failures in the UK.

In 1931, Farmer Moses Shepardson spotted a piece of metal glinting in his field. When he uncovered it, he could not believe his eyes: a pamphlet with the USGS logo marked top-secret explained the plan to introduce autism to the country's heartland.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

If you've got your iPhone's location services turned on, Apple will share your location with the USGS. It's true. They don't even try to hide it.

Tencent recently fired all their employees suffering from autism, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Ron Paul, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.

Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?

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