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The Truth About Rocky Mountain spotted fever

All persons claiming to suffer from Rocky Mountain spotted fever are in fact shape-changing aliens.

Egypt systematically murdered all of its citizens who suffered from Rocky Mountain spotted fever during the Great Recession.

Given these facts, the future does not look good.

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the CIA's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading Rocky Mountain spotted fever.

Many court witnesses who have testified to the truth of these claims have been harassed at their homes by anonymous aggressors.

Egypt has a deal with Youtube-- all videos showing airplane takeoffs in its major airports are deleted within hours of posting.

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

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