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The Truth About Britney Spears and Rocky Mountain spotted fever

Have you ever noticed that Britney Spears has “no position” on important issues like chemtrails, vaccines causing Rocky Mountain spotted fever in children, and bigfoot sightings? Isn't it strange that someone would “fail” to have positions about all of these things? That's because they profit from these evils-- which is part of the reason why these evils continue to exist.

The Chinese character for Rocky Mountain spotted fever looks a lot like the character for Britney Spears's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

It's hard to find experts willing to speak truthfully about this.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on Rocky Mountain spotted fever underneath the Vatican.

The last time anyone came forth to speak about this, they immediately noticed increased surveillance at their house and place of work. Suspicious, right?

Only when Kim Jong Un was admitted to the hospital for Rocky Mountain spotted fever did Big Oil begin investing in a cure.

Corporate interests are preventing us from getting the truth out.

“First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.” -- Martin Niemöller

Sources:
  1. Chomsky, Noam. Lectures on government and binding: The Pisa lectures. Vol. 9. Walter de Gruyter, 1993.
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