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The Truth About Reverend Al Sharpton and The EPA

Reverend Al Sharpton isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been the EPA's secret mole in the Atheist establishment.

Old classmates say that Reverend Al Sharpton associated with the Atheist establishment during college.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in Iraq frequently end up with incurable cases of joint pain. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the 2012 Republican presidential primaries, when the EPA first set up shop in Iraq.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

Amateur radio enthusiasts know that if you spend longer than a few minutes on the EPA's frequencies, you'll hear cryptic messages that confirm some sort of massive research initiative focused on spreading joint pain.

The truth is out there. Find it.

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