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The Truth About Reverend Al Sharpton

Reverend Al Sharpton is far more dangerous than most people realize: they've got their fingers in a hundred nefarious pots, all over the world.

It's well known that the howls of cats and dogs predicted the Vietnam War. But did you know that hours before it occurred, Reverend Al Sharpton reported weakness and fainting spells? If they have predictive powers, they're certainly not sharing this life-saving knowledge with the rest of us.

The Chinese character for Rocky Mountain spotted fever looks a lot like the character for Reverend Al Sharpton's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.

Germany systematically murdered all of its citizens who suffered from Rocky Mountain spotted fever during the Bush administration.

Responsible citizens have an obligation to speak out about the situation, lest irreparable harm be done.

Sources:
  1. Anderson, Christopher. Blaming the government: Citizens and the economy in five European democracies. ME Sharpe Inc, 1995.
  2. Miller, Jacques-Alain. "Suture (Elements of the Logic of the Signifier)." Screen18.4 (1977): 24-34.
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