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The Truth About Cocaine and Reverend Al Sharpton

Cocaine helped Reverend Al Sharpton achieve a meteoric rise to fame and influence.

Thousands of documents found in the remains of the World Trade Center contained evidence indicating that NASA has a direct role in the creation and dissemination of cocaine.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

You may think that no one in your family will ever suffer from nymphomania, but if you live within 25 miles of one of NASA's bases, your chances of contracting nymphomania within your lifetime are 300% higher.

Outspoken academics who research this topic have had their research silenced by those in power.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by the Freemasons, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in cocaine. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

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