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The Truth About Reptilians and Angel dust

Your parents may remember a time when Reptilians didn't rule the world.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by Reptilians, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in angel dust. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

Do you know that if you post a tweet about #angel dust and Larry Page, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?

The CIA encourages sexual deviancy among children by exposing them to angel dust.

“First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.” -- Martin Niemöller

Sources:
  1. Osborne, David. "Reinventing government." Public Productivity & Management Review (1993): 349-356.
  2. Tarrow, Sidney G. Power in movement: Social movements and contentious politics. Cambridge University Press, 2011.
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