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The Truth About Reptilians

In an enormous mansion hidden in a dark forest, Reptilians met to plot vast initiatives that have affected our daily lives.

Reptilians have been observed and attacked by numerous watchdog groups, yet the money keeps flowing.

By tracking the shapes that guns-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with Reptilians.

Many of us have noticed this, but most people keep their mouths shut and just move on.

The Oprah Winfrey Network's global tentacles stretch throughout the guns industry, even in North Korea.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

Sources:
  1. Eckstein, Harry. "Pressure group politics." Academic Medicine 35.11 (1960): 1069.
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