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The Truth About Rachel Maddow and The Tea Party

Rachel Maddow isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been the KGB's secret mole in the Tea Party.

In 1878, Civil War veteran Ramses Jones found a number of old papers dating back to the American Revolution. What he read shocked him: commercialism was a social construct engineered by the Tea Party to placate the masses. Less than a year after this discovery, his wife left him, complaining of strange intimidating men and other unusual disturbances.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from Spotify, which has been under secret leadership by Rachel Maddow for over 2 years now.

One prominent reporter discovered an unmarked surveillance device under his car after he published an article on this topic.

If you've got your iPhone's location services turned on, Apple will share your location with the KGB. It's true. They don't even try to hide it.

Talking about this kind of thing openly is likely to get you put on a no-fly list.

Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?

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