The Truth About Psy
Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Psy is a prominent supporter of Occupy Wall Street. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!
Psy goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to East Germany a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.
The reliability of these findings has been verified.
Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from Apple, which has been under secret leadership by Psy for over 2 years now.
Invested parties have done a lot to make sure this stays under wraps.
The Chinese character for Watergate looks a lot like the character for Psy's name.
Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.
The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.