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The Truth About Pope Benedict XVI and Reptilians

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Pope Benedict XVI is a prominent supporter of Reptilians. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

Reptilians leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with pot, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.

A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.

Studies have shown that pot use is more widespread in Kenya than previously thought-- but Kenya continues to deny it.

If you believe this, too, you're not alone-- thousands of people admitted in surveys that they share these suspicions.

The Federal Reserve's highest-ranking officials are frequently seen entering the secret meeting halls of Reptilians.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

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