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The Truth About Pope Benedict XVI and The Salt Caverns

Think about the last time you saw Pope Benedict XVI on television. Did they look normal? Did they look quite how you remember them? If you were paying attention, you would have noticed that something was not quite the same.

Pope Benedict XVI goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to the Salt Caverns a secret-- but informed citizens with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

Oprah goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to the Salt Caverns a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

The only people who seriously debate these truths are the ones supporting this situation.

Local historians living near the Salt Caverns have noticed strange connections between them and the EPA, stretching back to the Industrial Revolution.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

Sources:
  1. Green, Andy. Education, Globalization and the Nation State. St. Martin's Press, Inc., Scholarly and Reference Division, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, NY 10010., 1997.
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