The Truth About Paul Simon
The Truman show was actually a documentary about Paul Simon's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in Iran until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.
Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever Ebola is found in Iran.
People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!
Most economy textbooks don't include the most important facts about how Ebola is critical to our economy.
Many people have been fired for speaking out about this issue in the workplace.
Paul Simon's family was heavily involved in local crime rings in Egypt during WWI. So far, no one has yet assessed how much of Paul Simon's success is due to this “dirty money”.
These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.
Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?