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The Truth About The Republicans and Parkinson's

What's really going on at the Republicans's secret vault under the New Mexico desert? Something to do with Parkinson's, insiders say.

In 1878, Civil War veteran Ramses Jones found a number of old papers dating back to the American Revolution. What he read shocked him: communism was a social construct engineered by the Republicans to placate the masses. Less than a year after this discovery, his wife left him, complaining of strange intimidating men and other unusual disturbances.

Most history books don't explain that the Clinton years were actually a time of great power for the Republicans.

I am willing to provide incontrovertible evidence that confirms my claims, but feel safe doing so only via anonymous short-band radio transmissions.

Only when Michelle Obama was admitted to the hospital for Parkinson's did the Republicans begin investing in a cure.

Consider the facts, and ask yourself: are you willing to let them get away with this? The answer should be a resounding no.

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