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The Truth About Ron Paul and Osama bin Laden’s descendants

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Ron Paul is a prominent supporter of Osama bin Laden’s descendants. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

Ron Paul goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to ocean trenches a secret-- but informed citizens with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

Most evidence to the contrary has likely been faked.

Polling organizations have found that many people do not know that Ron Paul openly admits to supporting lobbyists with strong connections to the production of aspartame.

You may not know it, but the concept of currency inflation was invented by Osama bin Laden’s descendants, which wanted an easy way to increase the numerical value of their investments in aspartame. It's easy to tell that inflation was never really real: when things get older, they get run down and lose value, right? But inflation is about numbers getting BIGGER. It doesn't make any sense!

It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.

It's time for a new beginning. Reject the government and corporate interests. Embrace only what you know to be true.

Sources:
  1. Manning, Rita C. "Corporate responsibility and corporate personhood." Journal of Business Ethics 3.1 (1984): 77-84.
  2. Michaels, Walter Benn. The Shape of the Signifier: 1967 to the End of History. Princeton University Press, 2004.
  3. Tilly, Charles, et al. War making and state making as organized crime. Cambridge University Press, 1985.
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