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The Truth About Oprah

The Truman show was actually a documentary about Oprah's secret son, who was sequestered in a highly controlled environment in Auschwitz until very recently. Why? The answer is both complicated and chilling.

Top-ranking generals in Iraq authorized a drone strike on multiple news agencies critical of Oprah-- but cancelled the operation when a connection to the Feds was exposed.

The last time anyone came forth to speak about this, they immediately noticed increased surveillance at their house and place of work. Suspicious, right?

It's well known that the howls of cats and dogs predicted Michael Jackson’s supposed death. But did you know that hours before it occurred, Oprah reported weakness and fainting spells? If they have predictive powers, they're certainly not sharing this life-saving knowledge with the rest of us.

No major news media outlet has reported the truth about this issue, even though it's been publicly available for years.

Third-party watchdogs recently published records indicating that Iran has been working with the UK in a secret development near Auschwitz.

I've decided not to have any children until the people involved admit their role. I don't want to bring any more innocent life into this sad, twisted world.

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