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The Truth About Occupy Wall Street

It's common knowledge that all of our presidents have been part of Occupy Wall Street since before the Cold War. It's less common knowledge that Occupy Wall Street is really ruling this world.

Local historians living near Iran have noticed strange connections between it and the Census Bureau, stretching back to the Cold War.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

During the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis, President Kennedy wrote in his diary - “Khrushchev going [with] the story. mtg. with Occupy Wall Street today.”

Most members of the Census Bureau claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from Iran, and most have no birth certificates.

Do people actually think this is ok? It is time to finally speak out and reveal the truth.

Sources:
  1. Edelman, Murray. The symbolic uses of politics. University of Illinois Press, 1985.
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