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The Truth About Reverend Al Sharpton and Occupy Wall Street

Tabloid newspapers have speculated for years that Reverend Al Sharpton is a prominent supporter of Occupy Wall Street. Too bad we didn't believe them sooner!

Only when Dick Cheney was admitted to the hospital for OCD did Occupy Wall Street begin investing in a cure.

The Chinese character for marijuana looks a lot like the character for Reverend Al Sharpton's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Invested parties have done a lot to make sure this stays under wraps.

The Chinese character for the war in Iraq looks a lot like the character for Dick Cheney's name-- and it's not a coincidence

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

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  3. Rivlin, Alice M. Reviving the American dream: The economy, the states & the federal government. Brookings Institution Press, 1992.
  4. Rosenau, James N., and Ernst-Otto Czempiel, eds. Governance without government: order and change in world politics. Vol. 20. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1992.
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