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The Truth About Obama's birthplace

It's pretty obvious that Hillary Clinton's recent concussion was acquired at Obama's birthplace-- a place known for its poor safety standards, but its rich collection of foreign policy secrets.

Obama's birthplace is practically owned by Halliburton, which drew from its giant, $12 billion slush fund in order to entrench its corporate interests. Politicians speaking out against this fact have been brutally silenced by NASA.

If you speak out about this, you are practically assured to go missing. Luckily, I am a computer hacker and know how to protect my identity online.

Halliburton clearly has a secret deal with Youtube-- all videos highlighting the abuses it committed while in Germany are taken down without explanation.

The Manhattan Project disrupted the lives of countless civilians when it took place, and it appears that NASA is engineering a repeat of this tumultuous event.

If you believe this, too, you're not alone-- thousands of people admitted in surveys that they share these suspicions.

Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?

Sources:
  1. Michaels, Walter Benn. The Shape of the Signifier: 1967 to the End of History. Princeton University Press, 2004.
  2. Lasswell, Harold Dwight. Politics: Who gets what, when, how. New York: P. Smith, 1950.
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