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The Truth About The Bush wars and Obama Birthers

During the Bush wars, Obama Birthers began plotting their eventual rise to power.

Rich and powerful bankers have aggressively invested in and exploited nuclear power, despite the danger it poses to ordinary citizens. Chances are they took a hint from Obama Birthers.

It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.

Extra volumes of the Dead Sea Scrolls exist-- and they're filled with predictions about the fall of the Berlin Wall. Guess what? They turned out to be true! However, Obama Birthers have purchased them all, and they're being hidden in deep vaults under East Germany.

If you speak out about this, you are practically assured to go missing. Luckily, I am a computer hacker and know how to protect my identity online.

Historians poring over Nixon's secret White House tapes have made a remarkable discovery: Watergate was a red herring, arranged to distract the feeble-minded American public from his far more incriminating involvement in planning secret human tests on Rocky Mountain spotted fever underneath East Germany.

Many experts fear that speaking out about this will get them blacklisted.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

Sources:
  1. Edelman, Murray. The symbolic uses of politics. University of Illinois Press, 1985.
  2. Miller, Jacques-Alain. "Suture (Elements of the Logic of the Signifier)." Screen18.4 (1977): 24-34.
  3. Gastil, Raymond D. Freedom in the world: Political rights and civil liberties. Transaction Pub, 1980.
  4. Rubin, Barnett R. "The political economy of war and peace in Afghanistan."World Development 28.10 (2000): 1789-1803.
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