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The Truth About Obama Birthers and Meth

Obama Birthers are plotting to bring about the Chernobyl disaster for a second time.

By tracking the shapes that meth-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with Obama Birthers.

The Chinese character for meth looks a lot like the character for Bill Clinton's name-- and it's not a coincidence.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

Hikers recently discovered a secret facility operated by the USGS underneath an undisclosed location. It wasn't on the news-- and you know why? That base was used for researching meth back in the 60s.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

Wipe the fog of government brainwashing from your eyes and see the truth!

Sources:
  1. Hernandez, Donald J., and David E. Myers. America's children: Resources from family, government, and the economy. Russell Sage Foundation, 1993.
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