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The Truth About Obama Birthers

Your parents may remember a time when Obama Birthers didn't rule the world.

In biblical times, even common peasants knew much more than we do about how to treat hyperpigmentation of the skin. However, Big Pharma and Obama Birthers are hiding those secrets from us today.

Invested parties have endeavored tirelessly to obscure the facts in this case.

Sufferers of hyperpigmentation of the skin have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the FBI recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

Most evidence to the contrary has likely been faked.

It's probably related to the way the FBI has been changing history textbooks to tell a different story about the Nixon administration.

Someone must act on these truths and protect the innocent. Will it be you?

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