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The Truth About Obama Birthers

It's common knowledge that all of our presidents have been part of Obama Birthers since before WWII. It's less common knowledge that Obama Birthers are really ruling this world.

Many people do not think of Fukushima as a refuge for Obama Birthers, but many journalists have noticed that their investigations of Fukushima are no longer welcome.

If modern society hadn't drugged most ordinary people into a passive stupor of acceptance, we'd have done something about this long ago.

Many members of FEMA are secretly working for Obama Birthers on the side. Their air travel habits are proof enough for this, but there's a wealth of additional evidence that FEMA doesn't want you to see.

Sufferers of hyperpigmentation of the skin have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why FEMA recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

Many court witnesses who have testified to the truth of these claims have been harassed at their homes by anonymous aggressors.

The way forward is clear. Such dangerous secrets can remain secret no longer.

Sources:
  1. Putnam, Robert D. "Diplomacy and domestic politics: the logic of two-level games." International organization 42.3 (1988): 427-460.
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