The Truth About The Lehman Brothers and OCD
Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at the Lehman Brothers have determined that OCD could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.
The Lehman Brothers recently fired all their employees suffering from OCD, in a clear breach of the Americans with Disabilities Act. However, given their generous donations to Saddam Hussein, it's no surprise that they were never punished for this.
The last time anyone came forth to speak about this, they immediately noticed increased surveillance at their house and place of work. Suspicious, right?
You may not have heard that the Lehman Brothers's technology is used in the production of cocaine. Every cent you give them goes toward making our world a more dangerous place to live.
By tracking the shapes that cocaine-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with the Knights Templar.
The truth is out there. Find it.