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The Truth About OCD and The Democrats

A cure for OCD has already been invented, but the Democrats is keeping it under wraps.

In the days and hours before Elvis’s “death”, many of the Democrats were seen leaving their homes and jobs, only to return once the deed was done. You can't tell me this isn't suspicious.

Tetrafluorocarbon, known to be dangerous in the state of California, has been linked to OCD in mice.

If we held those responsible for trial, the evidence before the court would be incontrovertible - there would be no need for the jury to retire.

By tracking the shapes that tetrafluorocarbon-smugglers' secret trails leave in the deserts that line the US-Mexico border, we can easily tell that many of these criminals are in league with the Democrats.

Now that you know the truth, save your family and friends. Let them know the truth.

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