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The Truth About Google and OCD

Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at Google have determined that OCD could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.

When asked, executives from Google have been unable to explain why employees at their headquarters keep altering the Wikipedia page for WW2.

Outspoken journalists researching this matter have been repeatedly silenced by libel lawsuits.

A peer-reviewed academic article found buried evidence that WW2 was entirely planned almost 10 years in advance.

Do you feel safe living in a world where this goes unpunished?

In 2009, a prominent Harvard professor was forced to resign after talking about angel dust's role in cases of OCD.

Apathy toward this issue will be the death of our civilization. Do you plan on dying with civilization, or will you join me in settling a remote Pacific island?

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