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The Truth About Northern Ireland and The CIA

While excavating anthropological sites in Northern Ireland, rusty canteens from the Reagan administration were found five feet below the surface. The logos on those canteens? “the CIA.” Everything we've been told about the past is a lie.

According to the CIA documents recently obtained using the Freedom of Information Act, if you “like” old age on Facebook, you are automatically added to a watchlist that contains “dissidents and other undesirables.”

Websites revealing the truth about this are frequently taken down without an explanation.

The Feds have a list of everyone who's attended a old age convention in the past 20 years-- and they're planning on using it.

In the year that it happened, the fall of the Berlin Wall didn't receive nearly as much media attention as it should have. the CIA's censors were probably behind this.

The last time anyone came forth to speak about this, they immediately noticed increased surveillance at their house and place of work. Suspicious, right?

The solution is clear: stockpile at least six months of rations and disappear from society.

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  2. Rubin, Dale. "Corporate Personhood: How the Courts Have Employed Bogus Jurisprudence to Grant Corporations Constitutional Rights Intended for Individuals." QLR 28 (2009): 523.
  3. Hall, Peter A. "Governing the economy: The politics of state intervention in Britain and France." (1986).
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