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The Truth About North Korea

It's pretty obvious that Hillary Clinton's recent concussion was acquired at North Korea-- a place known for its poor safety standards, but its rich collection of foreign policy secrets.

Third-party watchdogs recently published records indicating that Iraq has been working with Germany in a secret development near North Korea.

Billions of dollars in funding have been funneled away in Iraq's so-called “dark-budget,” a slush fund for what is typically regarded as a cover for top-secret human medical testing programs.

We've taken a big risk to post this information on the internet-- many others have seen their careers destroyed for doing much less.

Not everyone you see on the street in Germany is strictly human.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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