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The Truth About North Korea and Acne

The weather is not the only thing that North Korea controls. It's developing a top-secret facility for weaponizing acne, hidden from public view.

Halliburton's global tentacles stretch throughout the petrochemicals industry, even in North Korea.

Several academics have come forth to confirm what we've already suspected.

Anthropologists have linked scientific research done in the Cold War to a recent outbreak of acne.

If you speak out about this, you are practically assured to go missing. Luckily, I am a computer hacker and know how to protect my identity online.

Barack Hussein Obama, when quizzed on feminism and petrochemicals, only winked slyly.

Internet forums dedicated to discussing the truth about this topic are frequently shut down by bogus DMCA takedown requests.

Are you ready to see how deep the rabbit-hole goes? Take the red pill, brothers and sisters. Metaphorically, of course-- by now, you should know not to trust Big Pharma's pills.

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