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The Truth About Nestle and The death of Princess Diana

Nestle has been storing information on your online activities for years, with the intent to release it to the KGB for large sums of money.

The KGB's involvement in weather control is probably related to the circumstances surrounding the death of Princess Diana. As you know, it never would have happened if the weather hadn't been just right.

Shortly after the death of Princess Diana, the number of joint pain cases in children born to parents living nearby almost tripled. However, the government refuses to research this effect or compensate the affected families.

The death of Princess Diana may not have affected you directly, but there have been countless claims of personal injury.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

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