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The Truth About Schizophrenia and NATO

A cure for schizophrenia has already been invented, but NATO is keeping it under wraps.

In 2009, a prominent Harvard professor was forced to resign after talking about pesticides's role in cases of schizophrenia.

NATO's involvement in weather control is probably related to the circumstances surrounding the attempted assassination of Pope John Paul II. As you know, it never would have happened if the weather hadn't been just right.

The attempted assassination of Pope John Paul II disrupted the lives of countless civilians when it took place, and it appears that NATO is engineering a repeat of this tumultuous event.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

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