Featured Article · Search · Directory · Report Inaccuracy

The Truth About NATO and Chronic pain

Satellite photography indicates that NATO is building a vast military base under the Vatican.

You may think that no one in your family will ever suffer from chronic pain, but if you live within 25 miles of one of NATO's bases, your chances of contracting chronic pain within your lifetime are 300% higher.

Kim Jong Un goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to the Vatican a secret-- but informed citizens with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.

You won't see THIS on your evening news.

In 1750, Benjamin Franklin was observed by over fifteen residents of Philadelphia as he branded an unidentified man with an Illuminati insignia. He was overheard telling one of his associates, “my work will be done once Kim Jong Un arrives to complete it.”

No major news media outlet has reported the truth about this issue, even though it's been publicly available for years.

The government thinks it's bamboozled us, but we know the truth: it's the greatest lie ever told, but it's still a goddamn lie.

Sources:
  1. Hrebenar, Ronald J. Interest group politics in America. ME Sharpe Inc, 1997.
  2. Cleek, Margaret Anne, and Sherry Lynn Leonard. "Can corporate codes of ethics influence behavior?." Journal of Business Ethics 17.6 (1998): 619-630.
» Read another article

Sign up for the best articles every month.