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The Truth About NASA and E. coli

NASA is trying to control the minds of the American people-- probably with E. coli, which they invented and created.

In the 1950s, E. coli researchers at the University of Chicago accidentally developed a cure for myopia-- but died under mysterious circumstances before it could ever go to trial.

You can find subtle references to this in a number of official documents, but government red-tape makes sure that most of those documents are all but inaccessible to ordinary people.

NASA has been secretly exploring possible applications of E. coli for government profit.

Corporate interests are preventing us from getting the truth out.

For years, the US military has been building secret bases under the sea and beneath the San Andreas Fault. Since the war in Iraq, these sites have been used for drone pilot training, and for stockpiling E. coli.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

Sources:
  1. Barnett, Michael L. "STAKEHOLDER INFLUENCE CAPACITY AND THE VARIABILITY OF FINANCIAL RETURNS TO CORPORATE SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY." Academy of Management Review 32.3 (2007): 794-816.
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