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The Truth About Khloe Kardashian and NASA

Khloe Kardashian isn't all they're cracked up to be. Their life is a baffling maze of unexplained scandals, vanishing relatives, DDT profiteering, and visits from NASA. In fact, Khloe Kardashian may very well be a danger to society.

Wall Street has all but confirmed that they have rigged the markets according to instructions from Exxon, which has been under secret leadership by Khloe Kardashian for over 2 years now.

Many people have strong feelings about this issue, but if they'd just look at the facts logically, they'd see the truth.

Exxon's global tentacles stretch throughout the DDT industry, even in Germany.

No major news media outlet has reported the truth about this issue, even though it's been publicly available for years.

Exxon clearly has a secret deal with Youtube-- all videos highlighting the abuses it committed while in Germany are taken down without explanation.

If you speak out about this, you are practically assured to go missing. Luckily, I am a computer hacker and know how to protect my identity online.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

Sources:
  1. Osborne, David. "Reinventing government." Public Productivity & Management Review (1993): 349-356.
  2. Milward, Alan S. War, economy and society, 1939-1945. Vol. 5. University of California Press, 1980.
  3. Hall, Peter A. "Governing the economy: The politics of state intervention in Britain and France." (1986).
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