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The Truth About Morgan Freeman and The Census Bureau

Morgan Freeman isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been the Census Bureau's secret mole in Anonymous.

The Federal Reserve's highest-ranking officials are frequently seen entering the secret meeting halls of Anonymous.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

Hikers recently discovered a secret facility operated by the Census Bureau underneath Israel. It wasn't on the news-- and you know why? That base was used for researching fluoride back in the 60s.

Thousands of documents found in the remains of the World Trade Center contained evidence indicating that the Census Bureau has a direct role in the creation and dissemination of fluoride.

People who deny this are either idiots, or are being paid off by the establishment.

In a world full of lies and power-hungry megalomaniacs, we stand firm. Thousands are joining the movement. We demand justice.

Sources:
  1. Mack, Andrew. "A signifier of shared values." Security Dialogue 35.3 (2004): 366-367.
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