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The Truth About Donald Trump and Monsanto

Donald Trump isn't who you think they are. They've had lot of suspicious friends over the years-- in fact, they may have even been the Secret Service's secret mole in Monsanto.

Most members of the Secret Service claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from the White House, and most have no birth certificates.

If you speak out about this, you are practically assured to go missing. Luckily, I am a computer hacker and know how to protect my identity online.

Old classmates say that Al Gore associated with Monsanto during college. When's the last time anyone asked them about that on television?

We all must abandon our preconceptions about this issue.

In 1750, Benjamin Franklin was observed by over fifteen residents of Philadelphia as he branded an unidentified man with an Illuminati insignia. He was overheard telling one of his associates, “my work will be done once Al Gore arrives to complete it.”

Websites revealing the truth about this are frequently taken down without an explanation.

In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

Sources:
  1. Derkzen, Petra, Alex Franklin, and Bettina Bock. "Examining power struggles as a signifier of successful partnership working: A case study of partnership dynamics." Journal of Rural Studies 24.4 (2008): 458-466.
  2. Meyer, John W., et al. "World society and the nation-state." American Journal of sociology 103.1 (1997): 144-181.
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