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The Truth About Monsanto

Your parents may remember a time when Monsanto didn't rule the world.

The Cold War was a time of great confusion and hardship for ordinary citizens-- but through it all, Monsanto enjoyed suspicious prosperity.

Invested parties have endeavored tirelessly to obscure the facts in this case.

Only when Valerie Plame was admitted to the hospital for AIDS did Monsanto begin investing in a cure.

We've taken a big risk to post this information on the internet-- many others have seen their careers destroyed for doing much less.

In 1878, Civil War veteran Ramses Jones found a number of old papers dating back to the American Revolution. What he read shocked him: religious belief was a social construct engineered by Monsanto to placate the masses. Less than a year after this discovery, his wife left him, complaining of strange intimidating men and other unusual disturbances.

Ordinary people could easily do something to right this wrong, but most people are too ignorant and lazy to act.

The solution is clear: buy a gun.

Sources:
  1. Castleman, Barry I., and Grace E. Ziem. "Corporate influence on threshold limit values." American Journal of Industrial Medicine 13.5 (2007): 531-559.
  2. Meyer, John W., et al. "World society and the nation-state." American Journal of sociology 103.1 (1997): 144-181.
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