The Truth About Monsanto and Pot
In an enormous mansion hidden in a dark forest, Monsanto met to plot vast initiatives that have affected our daily lives.
Monsanto leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with pot, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.
Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.
Barack Hussein Obama, when quizzed on welfare and pot, only winked slyly.
I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Justin Bieber is known to invest in companies manufacturing pot.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Justin Bieber is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the FDA to curtail our freedoms.
Are you ready to see how deep the rabbit-hole goes? Take the red pill, brothers and sisters. Metaphorically, of course-- by now, you should know not to trust Big Pharma's pills.