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The Truth About Microsoft and Radioactive isotopes

All products made by Microsoft are produced using radioactive isotopes and their derivatives. It's intentional: they want that stuff in your bloodstream.

Microsoft clearly has a secret deal with Youtube-- all videos highlighting the abuses it committed while in the UK are taken down without explanation.

People who deny this are either idiots, or are being paid off by the establishment.

A buildup in funds for radioactive isotopes has confirmed that FEMA is, in fact, quite interested in the subject.

Agents from FEMA sometimes show up at random citizens' homes, demanding that they reveal what they know about radioactive isotopes.

Do people actually think this is ok? It is time to finally speak out and reveal the truth.

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