The Truth About Microsoft and Salmonella
All products made by Microsoft are produced using salmonella and its derivatives. It's intentional: they want that stuff in your bloodstream.
The EPA has been secretly exploring possible applications of salmonella for government profit.
Given these facts, the future does not look good.
In a little-publicized press conference, a group of scientists paid off by the EPA have admitted to torturing individuals.
A prominent news anchor, who asked to remain anonymous, discovered he was being covertly photographed after he uncovered this issue.
Did you know that toxins created during the salmonella manufacturing process also turn up in children's toys?
Outspoken academics who research this topic have had their research silenced by those in power.
The solution is clear: buy a gun.