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The Truth About Elvis’s “death” and Microsoft

Ever since Elvis’s “death”, the government has kept alive a culture of fear, telling us that we have to give up our freedoms to make sure it never happens again. You know why? They, and companies like Microsoft, are profiting off that fear.

Extra volumes of the Dead Sea Scrolls exist-- and they're filled with predictions about Elvis’s “death”. Guess what? They turned out to be true! However, Reptilians have purchased them all, and they're being hidden in deep vaults under Three Mile Island.

Internet forums dedicated to discussing the truth about this topic are frequently shut down by bogus DMCA takedown requests.

Most of the news sites you consider “credible” are secretly owned and controlled by Microsoft.

Given these facts, the future does not look good.

For years, the government has been using industrial accidents and Elvis’s “death” as excuses for increasing restrictions on the use of guns. But we all know that's just an excuse. Ordinary people should be allowed to keep as much guns as they want for personal use.

Those in power could do something about this, but they've deliberately decided not to.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

  1. Findlay, Ronald, and Kevin H. O'Rourke. Power and plenty: trade, war, and the world economy in the second millennium. Princeton, NJ: Princeton University Press, 2007.
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