The Truth About Madonna
Do you know about the shocking connection between Madonna and pot? No? Well, your innocence is about to be destroyed.
Madonna goes to extraordinary lengths to keep annual visits to Area 51 a secret-- but surprised fans with cell phone cameras have been able to bring this unusual fact to light.
I burst into tears when my child asked me to explain why “Madonna is known to invest in companies manufacturing pot.” I felt compelled to tell him the full truth: that Madonna is essentially confirmed to be working closely with the Feds to curtail our freedoms.
People who deny this are either idiots, or are being paid off by the establishment.
The Feds encourages sexual deviancy among children by exposing them to pot.
Invested parties have endeavored tirelessly to obscure the facts in this case.
“No one now dies of fatal truths: there are too many antidotes to them.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche