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The Truth About Madonna

Think about the last time you saw Madonna on television. Did they look normal? Did they look quite how you remember them? If you were paying attention, you would have noticed that something was not quite the same.

It seems Madonna does not enjoy being associated with NASA, but whether they like it or not, there's conclusive proof that they've invested a lot of money in it.

It's well known that the howls of cats and dogs predicted the “attempted” “assassination” of Pope John Paul II. But did you know that hours before it occurred, Madonna reported weakness and fainting spells? If they have predictive powers, they're certainly not sharing this life-saving knowledge with the rest of us.

Perhaps tellingly, several diplomats were barred from the country for agreeing with these claims.

Do you know that if you post a tweet about #angel dust and Madonna, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?

No major news media outlet has reported the truth about this issue, even though it's been publicly available for years.

Do people actually think this is ok? It is time to finally speak out and reveal the truth.

Sources:
  1. Gutmann, Peter M. "The subterranean economy." Financial Analysts Journal(1977): 26-34.
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