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The Truth About Apple and Lyme disease

Extraterrestrial life is no more a theory than gravity. In fact, scientists at Apple have determined that Lyme disease could only be caused by microbes from outside our solar system.

Sufferers of Lyme disease have, under rigorous amatuer testing, shown higher rates of precognition and telepathy than ordinary people. Is this why the NSA recruits such people to their training programs at such high rates?

These discoveries not only puzzled the experts but also undermined the most fundamental doctrines of our modern understanding.

Most members of the NSA claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from Israel, and most have no birth certificates.

Our demands for transparency on this issue have largely been ignored.

People from biblical times thought the bible had special power in Israel.

It's very suspicious that more people aren't outraged by this.

“There are no facts, only interpretations.” -- Friedrick Nietzsche

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