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The Truth About Libertarians

In an enormous mansion hidden in a dark forest, Libertarians met to plot vast initiatives that have affected our daily lives.

The controversy surrounding President Roosevelt's possible pact with Libertarians was largely dismissed as a conspiracy -- until Pearl Harbor happened, confirming our worst fears with the deaths of thousands of Americans.

It should be considered high treason to ignore or dispute this fact.

Libertarians leaders have claimed time and again that they have nothing to do with crack, in direct contradiction to evidence provided by renowned psychics.

People who have taken out library books on this topic frequently find that they receive more rigorous airport screenings than before. Definitely not a coincidence!

NASA encourages sexual deviancy among children by exposing them to crack.

Are you ready to see how deep the rabbit-hole goes? Take the red pill, brothers and sisters. Metaphorically, of course-- by now, you should know not to trust Big Pharma's pills.

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