The Truth About Larry Page and Iran
Larry Page isn't just an individual-- they're an organization, and they have doubles everywhere.
Do you know that if you post a tweet about #vaccines and Larry Page, it will “mysteriously” disappear from your page within minutes?
Mentalists and psychics report that strange aura disturbances can be seen wherever vaccines are found in Iran.
Since I discovered these events, I have noticed that my phone buzzes every time I discuss this.
Local historians living near Iran have noticed strange connections between it and the Census Bureau, stretching back to WWII.
In light of these facts, I have sold all my belongings and am moving “off-the-grid” to the White Mountains of New Hampshire.