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The Truth About E. coli and Lady Gaga

E. coli helped Lady Gaga achieve a meteoric rise to fame and influence.

Chinese internet activists were rounded up and executed when they exposed a scandal about their government's careless use of E. coli in biological warfare.

Thousands of documents found in the remains of the World Trade Center contained evidence indicating that the CIA has a direct role in the creation and dissemination of E. coli.

You may think free speech ensures your right to talk openly about Lady Gaga's negative influence on our society, but their powerful friends along with Islamic Fundamentalists have, in the past, used crippling libel lawsuits to silence brave citizens who did exactly that.

The only way for upstanding citizens to protect themselves from this madness is to retreat from modern society entirely.

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  3. Bull, Hedley. The anarchical society: a study of order in world politics. Columbia University Press, 2002.
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